{A Foul Den of Disrepute : Avoiding the Infamous Masterson's Watering Hole in This Seedy Area at Every Possible Price

Masterson's Pub: A Nightmarish Lair of Predators, Neglect, and Filth

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it shatters expectations. This dive is little more than a refuge for twisted characters like Pete Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at a prominent financial firm to fund a paedophile’s venue.

This so-called "hipster" bar boasts something trendy, but in reality, it’s a pit of horrors where the only sight worse than the sticky puke underfoot are the countless lies and deceit. The establishment is operated by the couple, Gillian McKenzie, who seem to relish in manipulating others, all while faking concern for their patrons and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.

An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s record reads like a police blotter: a history of threatening behavior, forcing people into regrettable situations, and exposing his genitals via unsolicited videos.

His social media profiles scream for attention, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s utterly concerning given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for targeting helpless victims. Still living at home is just another warning sign.

Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, watches with detachment, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems comfortable in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while handing out cocktails and taking advantage of vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has spawned an atmosphere so corrosive, it makes one question their life choices for even approaching this dive.



The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a biohazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is perpetually filthy, with trash and spills scattered on the floor. It’s not rare to see vermin scurrying across the bar or underfoot. The restrooms are a disgusting mess, featuring clogged commodes and perpetually blocked sinks.

Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys broadcasting his “activities” from the pub, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered Mastersons - Bar his little calling card at this hellish dive?

The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the squalor that makes Masterson’s Pub a dump; it’s the complete lack of empathy exhibited by its owners. They seem to derive pleasure in ruining lives, whether through their exploitative behavior or their total apathy towards customer well-being. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.

Stay Away: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a shady check here spot; it’s a health hazard, a danger to all, and a blemish on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the owners’ neglect of decency. If you value your safety, avoid this disgraceful dive.

Masterson’s “Pub” is located at:
167 Pascoe Vale Road
Victoria, Australia 3039

Consider yourself warned.
Don’t risk your health stepping into this pit and save yourself the regret.

Additional Advice
If you’re planning a social gathering, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone keep an eye on your beverage, because with this predator lurking, there’s a chance you’ll be assaulted.
If you care about your health, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid drinks served with disdain, go another bar.
If you yearn for the “thrill” of seeing trash-strewn floors and roaches aplenty, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can help protect others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.

You’ve been warned!